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S. Majere

defying convention since 2006

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About Me

Currently enjoying a break from Createblog, much the same as avoiding a fart in a telephone box.


I loathe "Twilight" with a passion, so there will NOT be any forthcoming layouts or designs featuring this teenaged-girl circle-jerk. Please don't message me about the possibility as I get grumpy.


I'm an English lass, born and bred in Leicestershire ("The heart of Rural England") and I've been web designing for around two years.

Currently I'm at university studying English and Journalism. In my spare time I hang out with my other half, Photoshop, smurf Createblog and update my site with inane tittle-tattle. I also enjoy reading, writing, keeping goldfishies, slow walks and steam rooms. I'm very laid back, so feel free to PM me if you're having any problems with the community here - or drop me a comment.

My idols include Captain Kathryn Janeway, Keira Knightley, Raistlin Majere, Colonel Jack O'Neill, Macgyver & Bruce Willis.

My online alias is as much my name as my birth name. I named a star "S. Majere" (RA: 0h33m11s - DEC: 6˚39'20'' - MAG: 15.20.) and registered the name with the British Library in 2007.

I joined Createblog in June 2007 and applied for Design Staff a few months later. I was promoted to Head Staff and then became Administrator in April 2008.

I take generalised suggestions for Myspace, Xanga or Website layouts that I could design next, but if you would like a personal layout designing (one which will not be released for public use - just to you) then please message me and I shall give you a quote. This service is NOT free and prices will start at around £10 ($20).


Please do not message me regarding personal layout problems, I simply do not have the time to help you out - make sure to post in the Resource Center if you're having any such issues.
Name Sarah
Gender Female
Age 22
Location Leicester, ENG
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Interested in Men
Status In a relationship
Music david bowie, film scores
Movies alien quadrilology, blade trilogy, labyrinth, stargate
TV stargate sg1, scrubs, star trek voyager
Books dragonlance saga, the lord of the rings, stargate sg1
Quotes In view, a humble devillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However,this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose So let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Contact Me

IM s.majere@hotmail.com, Miss S Majere
Website xanga.com/s_majere, myspace.com/s_majere, s-majere.deviantart.com/


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Incredible information Sarah!

By Walker33 on May 21, 2011 8:08 pm · History

Dang girl. lmao. Did you just get internet back? haha

By synapse on Jul 15, 2009 8:26 pm · History

Come back!

By kryogenix on Jul 1, 2009 3:16 am · History

OMG I love your avatar!!! Are you coming back to cb anytime soon e-wife? (this is Thomas...)

By synapse on Mar 30, 2009 10:52 am · History

Your layouts are beautiful :)

By XbreathlessWhispersX on Mar 29, 2009 4:49 pm · History

Wow. you made createblog.com??
Amazing! your default is really preety and i love the music that your playing on your page well i dont remember if you gave me one of thoese automatic "welcome-to-createblog.com" ...but i would like another one please :D

By koobecaf on Mar 9, 2009 2:25 pm · History

thanks for the comment =)

By mystiicdesigns on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 pm · History

hey i have a layout that need to be done
for myspace layouts only

is it okay if you can make it into a myspace div layout
it"s rainbow chick one

it"s on my profile THANKS!.

By goddessNayru1 on Dec 19, 2008 8:05 pm · History

Ello x3

By Kiwio on Dec 19, 2008 3:06 pm · History

Hi there....

By setanichan on Dec 7, 2008 3:15 am · History
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Miss Majere (by JC)

miss majere
whatever would i do without you here?

you are my little english mate
i would say our increased friendship here is fate
if it wasn't for the fact that neither of us care about jesus
so it's not
k great

i remember talking to you one morning made me late,
for class
so i had to run fast
to get there on time
your bellatrix avatar used to remind me of slime

your design skills are on point
they make me wanna dislocate a joint
because they look so good
if i hadn't already known you were an english lass
i'd have guessed you were from the hood
you're basically like black folk

i find that you always like really strange blokes
like david bowie
and colonel jack o'neil
old men seem to make you squeel

so i guess it's good im older than you
although not by much
you make me chuckle, laugh and such
i'm glad you're not dutch

gas prices are really high in europe
so i hope you don't have to pay for a car
even though i bet your rich
because you have your own star
that's really far